The first question of course
would be - what makes these the first of the "Modern" TBOX's? Well, it
was after TBOX10 that we once again felt we'd reached an "inflection" point
where TBOX was bound for even bigger and better things... and where TBOX
moved to its "All-Wrigley" format of taking place entirely between Roscoe
and Grace streets along Clark and Sheffield. TBOX11 was also the first
year of the Long, Rectangular Badges and the first year -- yes, it was that
recent -- the first year the term "Royal Court" was used officially, to
designate the Top 30 Badge Numbers. But, several things were different
about TBOX11 from today... 1) instead of license plates, we decided to
hand-make 30 gigiantic styrofoam cutout, hand-painted, glitter-glued giant
cutout numbers like the candles on a kids' birthday cake -- to say the
least, they were 'unwieldy" 2) instead of the professionally made
slick badges we now have, this was the last year I -- ahem -- had friends'
employers' generously "loan" me the services of their companies color
printers after hours, then use a paper cutter to cut those into thirds, then
hand-laminate each one with the individual single-sheet-per-shot laminating
machines one of my other friends had given me. Ugh, what a nightmare!!
If you happen to have a TBOX11 badge and compare it to today's, you'll see
the difference, and 3) this was the last year before we split the whole
route into halves or quarters, and everyone - that's right, everyone - all
went together on the same route, leading to some long, long lines and
crowds, and 4) this was the last year we didn't start and end at Cubby Bear
-- we had our customer service desk still at Blarney Stone, and this year,
started at Casey Moran's, but, we just, well, started drinking, no opening
ceremonies or anything. I did rent a limo for the Royal Court and
about 20 of us took the 3-block ride from Blarney to Casey Moran's, but
honestly, it was quite unspectacular - which led us to come up with the
supercharged ceremonies of today. TBOX11 was also the
first year of the TBOX Intern Program, and it kind of started like this...
when TBOX was smaller and newer, I pretty much knew everyone or would meet
everyone on the crawl. As it grew, I didn't really get to meet
everyone, and believe it or not, I didn't really dress crazy or do anything
particular to draw attention to myself. And though I did have friends
and then employees helping me at the past few TBOX's, Fred suggested that I
should get some people to be my "interns" -- attend to me during the day,
carry my stuff, get drinks, take pictures, etc... the joke being, like
someone would actually need a "pub crawl intern". This partly got
inspired by one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes, (you
may see the script here) -- the one where Kramer gets an actual Intern
to handle his affairs and help him focus on his Big Picture projects.
The exchange that really caught my ear was:
Kramer:
Well, apparently the University is very enthusiastic about their students
getting some real world corporate experience.
Jerry: But unfortunately, you only provide Fantasy World corporate
experience.
Well, that
seemed to fit me to a T... and it really locked in when, at the Taste of
Randolph in June 2006, these 2 women I didn't know came up to me at our
Sponsor Hospitality Booth. They introduced themselves as Virginia and
Michelle, they had brought 2 cases of beer and a cooler, and they were both
wearing t-shirts with my picture on them, and they said "Chris, we came to
TBOX last year and loved it, and we'll do ANYTHING to be on the Royal Court
next year" - my mind raced but I quickly replied, "How would you gals like
to be my Official TBOX Interns this year?" And the rest was history.
They worked at our booth the rest of the day, for free, and that December,
became the first generation of TBOX Interns. I bought them both whips
to keep people from crowding me, and appointed them 8A and 8B. And
they were awesome!
TBOX11 was also the first year I dressed crazy - I got a fake fur coat on
eBay - and someone had also made me a little name-plate pin badge that said
"Mr. Festa". And in discussions with Fred, I came to the conclusion,
that TBOX was my big day, and people might as well know who I am... the one
day I could truly get away with acting like a Narcissistic, Megalomaniacal
Man-Child -- and we were off and running, totaling about 3,400 people total.
Mr. Festa, Tony Y, Tony F with the Giant Hand-Made
Royal Numbers

The Original TBOX Interns, Virginia and Michelle, and
My Fake Fur Coat

Group with the Handwritten TBOX11 Frame

Girl Wearing Some of the Old Stickers, The First Green
"Make Out" Sticker, and Tony F with Giant Number

Future #1 Harold's 5th TBOX but first appearance with
"The Boy Scout / Girl Scout Troop" (He is #20 Here, Shown with #4 Tracey and
#3 Fuji)

Interns, Fuji, and Tracey, with Old Return Address
Stickers and the First Whips

A "Bursting With Fruit Flavor" Cereal Shot at TBOX11


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