Capn Crunch (Regular)
PROS: It’s the Classic. Delicate, Oaky Finish  CONS: Will rip your freaking mouth to SHREDS if you’re not careful

Capn Crunch (Peanut Butter)
PROS: Really Filling, Really Rich, Complete, Robust Flavor and Nutty Finish  CONS: Really, Really Filling; Peanut Butter Breath

Capn Crunch (Crunch Berries)
PROS: Combines the Straight-Up Sugar Shock of Regular CC with The Color Dynamic of the Berries CONS: Having both the Square “Pillows” of the CC and the Round “Berry Balls” in your mouth at the same time can confuse your chewing angles

Capn Crunch (Christmas Crunch)
PROS: If you can find it, fantastic!  Thematic and everything.  CONS: Tends to be particularly apt to “Powder Shots”

Trix
PROS: Really, really colorful. Just the right weight and density  CONS: The fruit flavors seem a little artificial to me… maybe it’s just me

Fruity Pebbles
PROS: Small, Light, and REALLY Colorful; Citrusy Bouquet  CONS: If you’re hungry, they’re a little too light and don’t really fill you up

Lucky Charms
PROS: Really, really great tasting, colorful, and the marshmallows are divine  CONS: I like to save them for St Patrick’s Day; All the different shapes at once confuse my mouth; and I know it sounds nuts in this listing, but they are just SO sweet it’s hard to take after a while

Reeses Puffs
PROS: Tastes Like Candy; Full Body and Aroma  CONS: They tend to blast out of the box and pelt your face like Buckshot

King Vita-Man
PROS: None  CONS: They are like Capn Crunch with 1/5 the sugar and taste like Styrofoam. Fuji, you are a sick man

Fiber One
PROS: Keeps you regular  CONS: No member of the opposite sex will go near you; you will draw attention to yourself in a negative manner; Jason Landman, you are a sick man

Froot Loops
PROS: Really Colorful, Really Tasty, and I love the Rings;  CONS: Hole in the middle leads to poor aerodynamic qualities

Apple Jacks
PROS: Taste Great!  CONS: Why have just apple when you can have 5 fruits with froot loops?

Franken Berry/Boo Berry
PROS:  Less Filling!  The berry turns your beer blue! CONS: I like to save them for Halloween; May Scare Young Children

Honeycomb
PROS: Made with real honey!  CONS: You have to have a mouth the size of a sewer pipe to chew them

Cookie Crisp
PROS: Tastes like real cookie!  CONS: This is one cereal that I just really, really, really like to have milk with.  Milk & Cookies – come on!

Grape Nuts
NO – You'll Put Your Eye Out!!!!

Frosted Flakes
FLAKE Cereals do NOT do well for TBOX!

OATMEAL
NO – Anyone bringing hot cereal will be asked to leave