Legend of the Crawl: Last Year’s #1 Sarah!!!

Ladies and Gentleman, please give it up for SARAH K (Whoops, that is now “SARAH E”) — last year’s TBOX NUMBER ONE, the First Lady of TBOX, the Queen, the woman who defines TBOX Class and Elegance, who, this year, will be on the Royal Court, dropping 49 Spots to Number 50, The “Beauty School Dropout”!!!  Sarah, you know we LOVE you, and there will always be a spot on the Royal Court and in our hearts for you, and we look forward to December 12th when you will pass the crown to Harold as the New Number One!

This will Sarah’s NINTH TBOX, and, she was a pioneer of dressing to the Nines and making a point to go wire to wire in style!  And Sarah K, sorry guys, is now Sarah E, as she tied the knot this past month, but has just assured me that being Married won’t keep her away from TBOX!  And, per your point #3, you were never annoying!!!  But just think, by the year 2020 or so, being named number one may be as big as the World Cup, and we may have to announce it with a puff of white smoke from the chimney of the Cubby Bear

#7 - TBOX 2002 (my 2nd TBOX, we had a group of 30 and hung with the many, many Santa Clauses)
#6 - TBOX 2003 (Wanted to join in with the Clauses this year, so wore a Ms. Claus outfit)
#5 - TBOX 2004 (We were overachievers and actually went to 14 bars)
#4 - TBOX 2005 (moved to over the summer Minneapolis, but wouldn’t miss the best party of the year! Was so excited to see everyone again!)
#3 - TBOX 2006 (started campaigning to be #1, and kept at it for 2 years much to Mr. Festa’s annoyance)
#2 - TBOX 2007 (dressed up as a candy cane - ’nuff said)
#1 - TBOX 2008 (as the former Miss TBOX 2008, I’m hoping to hand off my crown to the class valedictorian - Harold 2009 #1)